From the beginning, I have said that if we have a girl, she is getting a super girly nursery with a sparkly, girly chandelier. I love chandeliers in bedrooms and other spaces outside dining areas.
As soon as I found out we were having a girl (well, okay…even before I knew for sure), I started looking for chandeliers online. I wanted something with lots of crystal and sparkle. I also wanted something affordable. And something that wasn’t too big or too small for her room. This was a challenging list.
I hunted for months, and I found ZIP. Nothing I loved. Then, one day I went to Lowes to get some air filters, and I decided to stroll through the lighting section, just in case.
I saw a chandelier that looked like it might be the right size; it had an antique-y looking silver finish, and it was lined with clear beading. It had smooth crystals hanging from it, and four arms, so plenty of light.

(image from Lowes website)
I hated the candles on it. I just wanted plain, white tubes. I also would have preferred more crystal, and for the crystal to not be smooth, but cut, so it caught the light more.
I figured I could buy some crystal to string from arm to arm. And I planned to use round, more modern, lightbulbs instead. It wasn’t perfect, but I thought with some work, it could be a good fit.
I asked someone in the lighting department to help me find the right lightbulbs, and I bought 4 of the ones he suggested (for a total of $5 in lightbulbs).
I cannot begin to explain to you how much torture it was putting up this stupid chandelier.
Tom and I HATE this chandelier.
First of all, I get it home and assemble it, only to find that the light bulbs I was told to buy didn’t fit at all. That was so frustrating.
Thankfully, I went to the Habitat for Humanity Re-Store in Atlanta with Jenn, and for the same price of those 4 bulbs, I found a box of 20. And these ones were the right size. Twenty bulbs for $5? Yes, please.
Oh, and one of the places where a hole should be to hang one of the crystal droplets had no hole.
But that’s not the worst part. Not by a long shot.
Tom and I had to put up this stupid chandelier four times. FOUR.
Time #1- The wires came disconnected, so we couldn’t get the lights to come on.


Time #2- The screw was too short, and the whole thing freaking fell from the ceiling. WHAT.
During that one, the crystal droplets went flying everywhere, and two of the lightbulbs shattered. We had to stop, find all the pieces, and then clean up the broken glass. Thankfully, I had bought 20 lightbulbs, and not just 4.
Time #3- We had to stop in the middle and replace more screws because the ones they gave us were awful.
Time #4- The wire kept twisting, so we had to pretty much disassemble it from the ceiling, put it up, and then reassemble it.
By that time, we both hated this thing so much. After putting up ceiling fans, we didn’t think that it would be a big issue, but it was a thousand times worse. Mostly because the whole thing was shoddy.
On top of it all, I needed to buy MORE crystal to make it sparkly enough, AND we had to replace the ugly candles that came with it. The longer it was in our house, the more aggressive our adjectives became for this miserable excuse for a light fixture.
Tom’s the one who suggested it was manufactured in the fires of Hell. I agree.
So, the night that we finally get it up, and all of it’s working, I get online to find replacements for the “candles” on it. And I see a chandelier that I like a thousand times better, which requires no extra crystal, and it’s $40 cheaper. At Home Depot.
WHAT THE HECK.
Why had they not had this chandelier up on their site two weeks earlier when I was looking online before I went to Lowes?!
So I turned to Tom and said, “What would you think if I said I want to take that chandelier in Josey’s room down and put up a different one?”
He just looked at me. An hour later (not really, but that’s how it felt), he said, “You’re kidding me, right?”
“Um…no.”
I told him all the perks of replacing it, my number one being the money saved. Then I told him to think on it.
Five minutes later, he said, “Well, actually…I hate that stupid chandelier so much that I don’t care if we take it out and never see it again.”
YES!
So I ordered the replacement, which came with white candle tubes with drips. I went ahead and ordered some plain white tubes to replace them as well.
And I never got a confirmation email. The next week, I was getting antsy. I knew the order had gone through, but I wasn’t able to track it anywhere. And of course, I hadn’t printed the order number. Great.
I had Tom check the credit card statement online, and it had no documentation of our purchase.*Sigh.*
I went ahead and ordered it again, and this time I made darn sure I could track it all.
And I also paid for two day shipping. I needed to go on and return that other chandelier to Lowe’s, and it was the only source of light in her room once the sun had set. I needed that to work on putting away her things.
Of course, the day after I ordered it again, the first shipment arrived. What was up with the light fixtures in her room? Some kind of bad juju going on.
I called to cancel the second order, and it was already shipping. Whatever. I was over it.
We took down the chandelier that Satan made and put up the new one. I went ahead and replaced the candles, only to find that all the tubes I’d ordered were about half an inch too long, and they kept the lightbulbs from screwing in all the way.
This time, though, I got clever. The candles that came with the chandelier were white, and the “drips” were only at the top half. So I flipped them over, and they look just like plain white tubes when you’re standing on the floor (versus a stepladder). Yay!
Of course, that might just be because I’m really short, but I don’t care. I can’t see the drips, and that makes me happy.
Once we had the whole thing installed (which went MUCH faster, thanks to directions that made sense and pieces that weren’t awful), I spent a couple hours on a step-ladder stringing up little pieces of crystal.
It was totally worth it.


YAY! Lots of sparkle, a couple extra arms for more light, and no ugly candles.
It’s also not about to fall and explode all over her room.
I think Josey will have fun looking up at it when she’s crawling around on the floor, too. “Girls like sparklies.” (Name that movie.)

Just for the record, when I went to Lowe’s, they took back the chandelier AND the lightbulbs I had purchased. I brought the receipt, told what happened, and had no problems.
And when I went to Home Depot with my extra chandelier and the tubes that I had opened already, they not only gave me back my money, but they refunded my two-day shipping.
Good for you, home improvement stores.
And thank you, chandelier #2, for not being made by Satan himself. I love you so much.
~Meghan
ps- check back tomorrow. More nursery pictures!